#tbf i’ve had this blog for 3 years now so….

[alaskan-wallflower]

4000 posts!

someone cut me off

[silvermeww]

I see you tag a lot of things as 'kalosian woods', what does it mean??? is it like a project or a fic or something? 👀

Hey there anon! Yah, it’s a massive AU/rewrite thing I have for the XY anime (and maybe games??) that I’ve been planning for a while now. The name is short for ‘beware of kalosian woods; lovely, dark and deep’ and it’s up on AO3 at currently idk 6 fics?? Which is super funny since so far I’ve managed to plan out 60 fics for it and the numbers are getting higher as I go on lol. Anyways, this all happened when I got inspired by a friend to rewrite some scenes of the anime and then welp, it snowballed into a project of massive proportions that should, if I’m motivated enough, keep me occupied for a year at least ^^’

I guess I should say some things about it since I’ve been rambling on for so long, huh? Well, in my watch of XY (and many future ruminations afterwards) I guess my biggest problem was that almost everyone but Ash and Greninja got their narrative presence and story potential whittled down to almost nothing (if not downright nothing) as the series went on. The start had promise but afterwards? Straight off the series itself I can’t tell you much about anyone in any real deep capacity (and the sad thing is that I do care about at least some of them, but they end up getting the shortest stick ever :/). So, in this rewrite I’m shaking things up and giving everyone opportunities to develop and grow, try out new things and new bonds, let the Pokémon play around with each other and their Trainers (Chespin my beloved, why did you never exist beyond the butt if the joke when you used to have a Reason for Being in your origin ep?? ;w;), all that jazz. Also including some game plots and characters (AZ should’ve been there and in my essay), more fleshed out Team Flare, maybe Southern Kalos??? Still thinking on that. More dramatic and honestly more cooler Kalos Crisis where we don’t just have two 50% Zygarde and then Zygarde Rock, changing up the way Showcases are done (letting them be their own thing seperate from Contests while also having that creative flare), more lore for that Bond Phenomenon, etc. Basically I’m going to have fun with the playground of Kalos lore/locations and letting any character that was a character have their time to shine, so if there are any backgrounders that you may have taken a shine to, there’s probably a chance that I’ve written them in this big thing heh.

(My second problem is the lack of Legendary Death Bird and Life Deer in the series that introduces them—wdym the only time I can see them is in one movie for 5 minutes? And don’t get me started on the cameo in the camp arc.

So naturally I’m going to have them play a role throughout the series as well, down to the Crisis itself. Can’t have Squishy have all the fun :3)

So, I’m not sure if I truly grasped what this project is about, tbf I’m still planning it out as I go since I’ve always been a pantser, but it’s something fun for me and I hope that more people will come to enjoy it too! A mix of every genre, some crack interspersed within the fluff and angst, Sycamore adopting way too many children while placing himself in a self-made love triangle, lore and deep connections, history and its effects, life and death and order.

And being the best version of yourself. That too.

PS I forgot to add, my tag is basically a really funny spoilers-no-spoilers compilation of posts that fit the vibe of the whole series. Like the posts just resonates with a certain part of the series and represents it and I thought that hey, might as well make a tag that would make no sense to anyone until the series is finished while also giving myself inspiration and motivation. I should probably make a side blog for the project but that’s if it gains enough traction I think, like an askblog or compilation thing. Anyways lmk if there’s anything unclear in my massive ramble or if you want to know something more/else, I’ve really enjoyed this ask if you can tell heh :D <33

[lanawinterscigarettes]

really long ask incoming grab a cup of (not sweet that’s just gross to us crumpet people) tea and prepare yourself cause I’m replying all in one:

On one hand I’m sorry I keep sending Clara requests in because you must look at them and be like ‘you’ve got to be f*cking kidding not another one’ but on the other hand your writing is the best in town no offence to other writers but like 👀

Oh the homeschool thing was real I bounced around schools like a ping pong ball including homeschool for a year too!

Blazers are not fun. They make you look fresh out of a secondary school (basically some sweaty little prat nicking red bull from the nearest co-op)

The certificates are so cute <3

It’s so hard to tell my irls like what I’d want people to do to me because if I said Clara they’d be like 🤨🏳️‍🌈📸 but then when I say the men I’m like ‘yeah…so hot!!’ (no) still having a sexuality crisis fml I should have my life sorted out by now I’m too old and done for this aaaaaaaaaa

Lowkey wish we got a twelve Martha bill pairing not romantic just a tardis team

Speaking of gender my transgender irls are not very happy about the court ruling I know you’ve seen it cause it’s on your feed it’s gonna cause a big fuss over here 😵‍💫

My opinions on the masters:

Simm - He’s gay with Tennant sue me

Gomez - I find her so infuriating so she does her role well but I know she’s the type who’d be able to run rings around me and rile me up so top notch character playing plus some of her lines are hilarious but yes I want her to snog Clara so she’s my fav

Dhawan (I’ve probably spelt that wrong but I mean the guy with 13) - Eh…bring back one of the others and stop playing Rasputin pls and thx xxx

That movie is a waste of your life I just watched it because my friends and I desperately wanted boyfriends and went hunting for boyfriends (of course I was the only one who didn’t end up with a boyfriend…typical) I wanted to be boy crazy and still got nothing

It is a snog box!! You snog in a box so it’s a snog box. Besides, Clara’s accent saying the words snog box sends me into a tailspin anyway so…

I’m so sorry I’m not even sure what to say other than I’m sorry for the losses but if you ever want to rant or anything feel free to yap it’s your blog after all your space of the internet

Honestly when I went to America as a kid and asking for a bag of chips (nachos) I felt so giddy because I was using like ‘American language’ or walking on the sidewalk ‘pavement’ but honestly now I’ve grown up I appreciate the British slang like snog box and someone having a gob or whatever because it makes me feel more British LOL we haven’t got much else the royal family’s falling apart, the economy’s imploding and the castles are falling apart all we’ve got is our speech and good old Doctor who

You don’t understand how much that gif literally killed me in a good way oh my gosh her lip bite and oh my- unspeakable things I tell you the TARDIS would get really sick of us very quickly. Either that or it would create Clara and the tardis style clones and I’d have many times the fun 🤭

Tbf the croquet was so funny to me cause I could just imagine Clara trying to learn how to play croquet and being like ‘is this what we do as a family now???’ Clara my little traumatised gorgeous only child <3

Yes we get things in the post here! If you said mail people will think you’re either talking about like an e-mail or a man LOL. Batsy is so cute we need an appreciation post.

I was such a goody two shoes at school as well!! I wish I had been more gobby myself but when I tried I felt the absolute wrath of my parents so I get the sort of, breaking the rules appeal. If you ever watch Waterloo Road the earlier seasons not Lindsay’s one you might also like Brett Aspinall he’s kind of that bad boy rebel type vibe although a bit of a douche but hey most bad boys are. Never got the bad boy thing until I saw bad girls in tv shows and then it clicked why people did stupid things legit my response for years was just ‘just say no???’ I was dumb I still am dumb tbh cause I would absolutely be gobby to Lindsay just to annoy her and get her attention

There should be a way for free! Try like, myflixer or something I’m not sure what’s available in the USA but you don’t need to pay for Britbox unless you’re that bothered about someone caring that much about your internet activity to tell you off but I’m not sure how legality rules work over there so do your own research

Also that’s so real I hope Jenna just like, doesn’t use tumblr or Twitter regularly because the amount of things I have seen (to be truthfully honest some of them my own but not as graphic) that are like ‘I would let *insert character Jenna has played here* rail me into the ground so hard all day and night with no protection’ and I would die of laughter and mortification if anyone I’ve ever tweeted or ranted about sees that I know Matt does cause he told some people on Twitter about their posts that he loved the threads and fanart etc and they were just like 😶

Also that would be such a cute headstone like honestly death by cute girl sounds like my kinda dream tbh my heart could not take the beauty you are right and that made me laugh so much

Honestly I rate edging fics, also you could make the second part of the rose vibrator fic an edging one, maybe this time rose is on the controls and the reader’s trying to do something serious but every time the reader stops rose turns it off, just watching the reader fidget at her desk or something for an hour

Actually you could be bang on there Clara x rose x reader edging fic (or any fic tbh) I rATE IT those two are chefs kiss

Ooooooo new person 👀 Aeron gets a partner era /hj

Also the shame thing sorry this is just ranting so feel free to skip to the end if this bit is too much but I’d be ashamed of a partner not because I’m ashamed of them but because I’m ashamed of myself (which is why I am an anon whispering in the wind because no one can find out) and that inviting over as a friend trope thing I feel so seen like 🥹

Hopefully that’s enough yaps from me to last a lifetime sending lots of hugs through the tumblrverse!! - ⭐

but sweet tea is so good how dare you /j

honestly I completely get it because if I had a favorite character that had very little content and there was someone out there (besides myself of course) who was willing to write as much with this character as I wanted then I'd be sending in plenty of asks too (also thank you as always for the compliments on my work hehe 🥰)

omg homeschooling twins! /lh

but blazers look so cool though 😭 every time I seen a teen drama and they go to a school that has uniforms I always wish I went there too so I could wear them. and also omg star anon your insults are too funny

hehe <3

it's never too late to figure out who you are! believe me I know a lot of people put pressure on figuring yourself out very young like your teenage years and a lot of people do but some people don't fully find themselves until they're older and there's literally nothing wrong with that

FR THOUGH one of my favorite scenes with the twelfth doctor is when him and bill went back to like victorian time or smth and when that one white dude was being racist and awful to her twelve just punched him right in the face because he was NOT letting that shit slide lmao

yeah I saw about that I'm so sorry that's happening right now :(( if I had my own tardis where I could take you and my tumblr friends and anyone else who needed it to another planet where we could just live peacefully and read/write fanfiction all day then I totally would because that sounds so awesome. for now though we just have the tumblrverse which is pretty cool too 💕

YES SIMM IS GAY WITH TENNANT YOU'RE SO RIGHT also your description of missy is too funny to me, like if you and her ever met I feel as if you'd be stuck between being irritated the whole time and having a bit of an unwanted crush on her (which of course she would notice and then use against you even more because why wouldn't she) personally I LOVE dhawan's master he was so goofy but I understand when people say they didn't enjoy him or thirteen's run as much because of the writing

believe me nothing can be a bigger waste of my life and time than getting super attached to the harry potter series at a young age only for this shit to happen 😒🙄😮‍💨 to be clear though I haven't been a fan of it for years but it just seems like a constant shitshow that keeps getting added to more and more every time I check in on it. but anywho I love really niche and random movies so I'm probably going to end up watching it anyway just for funsies

snog box sounds so much better than a kissing booth tbh because I'd much rather snog someone in a box in private than kiss someone at a booth where all can see (I'm really funny when it comes to pda, not that I have any experience with it as I've never technically been in a real relationship before but still)

aw you're so sweet star anon I really appreciate you saying that /genuine

honestly I LOVE british slang/terminology if you ever want to share some more with me like someone having a gob or anything like that you're more than welcome to, I know a good amount of terms but I don't know as much slang or phrases or anything like that and I'd be eager to learn if you ever wanted to teach me hehe (and yeah I completely get that things aren't doing so well in the land of oranges with wigs either tbh)

omg star anon 😳 how very scandalous of you /j again though I also think she's very pretty in that gif but I'm much more focused on her hair like how does she always manage to style it so pretty,, and her bangs too ugh 😫 it's just not fair

imagine her family trying to make it an annual thing where they play croquet together aahhh I remember when I was younger my nana (that's what I call my grandma just an fyi in case you didn't know) always tried to get me to play soccer (or football as you call it) and stuff outside but see I was never a very sporty person growing up like at all I did cheerleading once my very first year of school and HATED it so much that I quit so whenever my nana would make me do stuff like that I'd get SO upset (I also don't like her very much because of personal reasons but I won't bother you with all of that here)

I love getting things in the mail/post 🥰 I'm a bit of a shopaholic I'll admit I tend to take online retail therapy to the extreme (it's probably not so great that I have my own debit card haha) and yes batsy appreciation post! my mom's also crocheted blankets and hats and scarves before she's so talented

see I was a goody two shoes at school but I was always very gobby/mouthy with my mom, not that she had any room to talk because that's who I got my attitude from lmao (and personally I love the ones that are bad boys/girls with hearts of gold those are my favorite hehe)

I'll definitely have to try that! (no one can see my internet activity but me I think and I really don't care much either way lmao) I have no idea when I'll finally sit down to watch it because of how easily I get distracted and caught up with other things but I'll let you know the moment that I do

yeah that's like my one big fear when it comes to writing fanfics is that I'm worried the actors or whoever will see my stuff 😭 but I literally only have tumblr as a "social media" account (if you could even call it that) so I think I'm good

I mean let's be honest here it's one of the best ways to go, like idk how much you know about DC if anything at all and I know very little myself but basically there's a character named poison ivy and her whole thing is she kills billionares and stuff that try to ruin the enviornment and what she does is she seduces them and when she kisses them she releases certain toxins or something if that's what you'd call it (again I don't know a lot about DC so bear with me here haha) and it basically kills them and like. I myself am very very nervous about any sort of acts of physical intimacy with someone that goes beyond just holding hands or stuff like that but if that's the way that I could choose to die then I totally would 🤷 but that's just me

why do you always come up with the best ideas you stop it (I'm just joking I always love the ideas you give me no mattered how detailed they are 🫶)

OMG WAIT okay what about an office au (or an office roleplay or smth) where rose and clara have been called to the reader's office (they're either the girls' boss or headmaster/headmistress depending on the roleplay here) and while the reader is reprimanding them clara is secretly teasing rose (or vice versa) by having her wear a vibrator or smth and she's trying sooo hard to remain calm and stay still but it so difficult and also the reader kind of knows about this (because obviously it's all consensual and discussed beforehand y'know) and aaahhhh that would be SUCH a good fic idea I think

honestly they're really cool and it's so different meeting people organically that you just sort of click with like I'm not used to that at all because of my anxiety and such (also I wishhh I don't think I've ever really dated anyone before tbh like I "dated" when I was in elementary/primary school but that's not really dating y'know and then I was homeschooled and I've never had a job so I don't even know what dating someone would feel like. but here's hoping maybe I'll get a partner soon somehow 🤞)

I completely get that!! for me personally the only person in my family I'd ever tell if I were dating anyone regardless of gender would be my mom because she's the only person who knows the "real" me y'know? but yeah anyway I'm so glad you enjoyed the fic and that you were able to see yourself in it that's always what my goal is hehe 💞

I'm sending plenty of hugs back!! I hope everything ends up going well for you in crumpet land

[justoutsideofdoncaster]

11:02 10/04/25

Blog #26

Happy Easter !!! I’m on Holiday!!!

Finally broke my hangover streak on Friday/Saturday. The drive down to Cornwall was a bit bad but I was mostly drunk or asleep so I got pretty lucky. Really fun night, wish I hadn’t got so sloshed but I do think it was funny tbf… except the Uber Incident, but tbf I was so black out I don’t see how I’m entirely responsible…

Cornwall!!! Had a lovely few days so far, so so sunny. Trips to the beach, eating loads of seaside food (diet starts Saturday lol), went to the aquarium yesterday and saw a blind sea turtle and an octopus. First time I’ve ever seen one! She was so beautiful and clever and inquisitive, it was her lunch time so she came out of her little house. I got two little octopus keychains from the gift shop. We’ve also chilled in the hot tub and read my book a lot. Having such a lovely time. I need to go swimming still though! The sea is so beautiful and clear and blue down here. It’s freezing though, and even though it’s sunny the breeze is chilly enough that it’s hard to sunbathe in a bikini. But not complaining considering it’s early April.

Today we’re going for a coastal walk which I’m excited about. I loveeee a long walk where I can just spend hours not speaking with a gorgeous view.

He’s been calling me each night. He said he misses me the other day. Which is nice, and normal because we spend so much time together, I miss him too, but it was sweet that he said it (he refused to repeat it). I haven’t stopped thinking about the issue. But I know it’ll work out. It won’t work itself out. I have to make a decision, so I’m mentally preparing myself. Exposure therapy. I don’t feel forced, and I don’t think I’ll regret it, because that’s not really the sort of relationship I have with the issue. I know, like everything, I have to try. I used to hate that. ‘How’d you know you don’t like it if you’ve never tried?’ . But it’s all changed now. I think with him it’s changing. And I think I could do it.

Also!!! I’M HIRED! I have a camp for summer!! YAYAYAYAYY

I’m doing counselling and pottery. I would have preferred a mixed roll like my previous camp - archery, fishing, ceramics etc, but they also don’t have three day trips at this camp so that’s a positive. I’m not sure about days off, and it’s not near any major cities, all in all this camp may be not as good as my previous but I’m positive I’m going to make it better, because I’ve got experience now! Very excited now! Otherwise I’d be doing nothing all summer (realistically I’d be going on holiday with him and my girls but this is better and maybe I still will!) so so excited, YIPEE! It’s also in Ontario and finishes a week before MCR !! OMG YAYAYAYAYAY -> HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEE <3

Uni wise, lots of work to do next week! I submitted my terribly Collaborative presentation. It’s awful, I recon I’ll get a mid third or something. However, got a high 2.1 on my writing! Same as my optional module. I recon I’ll end this year on a 2.1, which is sad but low-key not even deserved considering how much more effort I could be putting in, so yay! I can definitely get a first in third year. Still, I’m gonna try smash the end of this year to see if I can get a first in my physicals, fingers crossed.

see y’all soon!!

[lanawinterscigarettes]

oh no clock moon anon I know this isn’t gonna help at all but I’ve spent the last week just sobbing and feeling inadequate so although I have no solutions I can confidently say you’re not alone

Aeron not you managing to predict my response when you wrote those tags omg- what can I say I’m predictable and gay for Jenna Coleman’s characters

ooooh Serena is prettyyyy

Fic editing!

Also omg birthday fic 🥹

omg you literally give me such Fluttershy vibes that’s so accurate I was OBSESSED with equestria girls well into my teen years past when it was socially acceptable which is sad but also ICONIC and I still could recite reems about all of the characters

okay I googled it and the actress playing the one from the gif is the same person who plays Sarah in outer banks who I already think is attractive and I haven’t even watched outer banks no wonder I was kicking my legs at that gif fr it’s literally the same person I didn’t even recognise her

omg I love murder mysteries although idk how I’m gonna explain to my fam that I’m hogging the telly to watch a movie called ‘glass onion’ 🤣

she does omg ana’s so prettyyyyy

also I recently got back into TikTok (bad timing since it’s gonna get banned in the US, I know) and I started saving videos of girls I think are attractive to a folder…I did not realise how clear cut my two types were until I looked in that folder oh my gosh

Sorry this is yapping

I can’t wait to see your headcanons I love all the stuff you create and it’s so fun to interact with the fandom without the pressure of having to have a blog or a proper account or anything I love the anon life because I just cry at pressure from people and expectations and being an anon doesn’t have expectations because you’re an anon <3

I’ll do the hc when I wake up as it’s 8am and I need to go to bed 😃

Enjoy the tumblrverse!!

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Aw star anon :(( it always makes me sad to hear when my anons aren't doing well, I wish I could be there for you in person to help make things better

I feel like it was intuition because I somehow got the sense you'd send in an ask and I was right haha

She isss you're right I just wish her and blair got along better sometimes because when they're on each other's sides they're unstoppable (though tbf serena causes most of her own problems but we're not going to get into that rn lmao)

It's so fun! I used to dread it at first but now I think it might be my favorite part of the process along with the actual writing of the fics

Yes I haven't forgotten fear not 🥳 I didn't want you thinking I wasn't going to write it for you because it's currently in the works I just need to finish it

Star anon you saying that I give off fluttershy vibes is honestly one of the nicest and sweetest things I think I've ever been told so thank you 🥺💗 and that's okay one of my favorite characters ever is stitch from disneys lilo and stitch, I literally have so much stuff of that fuzzy little blue guy it's not funny

(not sure if you know who he is but this is him in case not ^)

Omg I didn't know she was in outer banks! I've never really been super interested in the show tbh but now I might have to check it out

At least it's better than telling them you're watching a show you refer to as "go piss girl" (sorry I had to make that joke 😭)

You said something about jenna's eyes in one of the scenes from room at the top and now all I'm thinking about is how pretty ana's eyes look in that one gif

Honestly I have SO many edits on tiktok save idk what I'm gonna do whenever it gets banned (they're banning it allegedly because they can't control the flow of information there the same way they can on news stations in case you were curious)

No worries! Your yapping doesn't bother me at all 🥰

You're so sweet thank you 🫶 and I understand that so much, I'm sure the anon life must be free and enjoyable not having to worry about actually maintaining a blog and such

I would scold you but it's almost four am where I live as I'm posting this and you sent this ask in about forty minutes ago so I also need to go to sleep soon lmao

You too star anon!! Sweet dreams 💖